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This famous funny movie quotes collection wouldn't be complete without a brief introduction into the world of motion pictures. Cinema is a great visual art form. And the comedy film category of this art form is more amusing than any other category. While it emphasizes humor, it can explore social issues. That kind of comedy is called a comedy of ideas. It explores serious ideas such as religion and politics. In short, comedy can be a vehicle for social commentary, though most of the comedy movie quotes below are simply amusing.
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While comedy is one of the oldest genres in film, The Screenwriters Taxonomy contends that comedy films are a "type" of film. Thus, it lists at least a dozen different sub-types of comedy films. Some of them are
surreal comedy, slapstick, straight comedy, parody, observational humor, farce, and black comedy.
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11 Short Funny Movie Quotes
1 "This building has to be at least three times bigger than this." Zoolander, 2001
2 "I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late '90s." Deadpool, 2016
3 "'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get!" The Incredibles, 2004
4 "Show me the money!" Jerry Maguire, 1996
5 "Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man." The Big Lebowski (1998). If you like this short funny movie quote, you'll also like these 17 awesome Big Lebowski Quotes.
6 "We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for one million dollars." Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, 1997
7 "It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus, it's not a man-purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one." The Hangover (2009)
8 "I'll have what she's having." When Harry Met Sally, 1989
9 "That rug really tied the room together, did it not?" The Big Lebowski, 1998
10 "That is my least vulnerable spot." Casablanca, 1942
11 "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." Airplane, 1980
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3 Comedy Movie Quotes From Tropic Thunder
– "Everybody knows you never go full reta**."
– "What do you mean?"
– "Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man, look reta****, act reta****, not reta****. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sure. Not retar****. You know, Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump. Slow, yes. Retar****, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retar****. And he was a god-damn war hero! You know any retar**** war heroes? You went full reta**, man. Never go full reta**. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I Am Sam, Remember? Went full reta**. Went home empty handed." Tropic Thunder (2008). If you like this comedy movie quote, you'll also like these hilarious Tropic Thunder quotes.
4 "Yeah, I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listenin' to her enough, or somethin'. I don't know, I wasn't really payin' attention." That's a quote from one of the best Jim Carrey movies Dumb And Dumber (1994). If you like these funny movie one liners, please check out these Dumb and Dumber Quotes and GIFs right now because you're gonna like them too.
5 – "She had the biggest *** [breasts] I've ever seen, I think."
– "Yeah, I heard she got breast reduction surgery."
– "What? Makin' her *** [breasts] smaller? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a gorgeous gift." Superbad (2007)
Quotes From Monty Python And The Holy Grail
6 – "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
– "Is there someone else up there we could talk to?"
– "No, now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time." Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
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7 Marriage is like an unfunny tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever. Knocked Up (2007). Check Out The Best Funny Marriage Jokes That Will Make You Laugh
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8 Well, Dick, here's the deal. I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. And nobody can handle my stuff. Uh, you know, I'm just a, just a big hairy American winnin' machine. If you ain't first, you're last. You know, you know what I'm talkin' about? That phrase is trademarked not to be used without permission of Ricky Bobby, Inc. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
9 If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994). Check Out Some Awesome Ace Ventura Quotes That Will Make You Laugh.
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Quote From A Prairie Home Companion Movie
10 When God created woman,
He gave her not two breasts but three.
When the middle one got in the way,
God performed surgery.
Woman stood before God,
With the middle breast in hand.
Said, 'What do we do with the useless boob?'
And God created man. A Prairie Home Companion (2006)
Funny Movie One Liners
11 "Really. I have an interesting case, treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I'm getting paid by eight people." Zelig (1983)
12 "Don't you find it a little bit (of a) coincidence that the body fell perfectly within the chalk outline on the floor?"
– "I think they drew the chalk outline later."
– "Ah!" The Pink Panther (2006)
13 "Look, there is a woman in a car. Can we follow her? And maybe make the s***-time with her?!" Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
14 – "I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense."
– "What do you mean?"
– "Like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's gonna rain."
– "Really? That's amazing."
– "Well, they can tell when it's raining." Mean Girls (2004)
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15 – "Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately."
– "I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob." Office Space (1999)
16 "See, women need a reason for having s**, men just need a place." City Slickers (1991)
Quotes From Living Out Loud Movie
17 "I was married. My husband cheated on me left and right. He made me feel like I was crazy all the time. One day he tells me it's my fault he saw other women. So I picked up a knife, and told him it was his fault I was stabbing him. Yeah, I did a little jail time, but it was worth it." Living Out Loud (1998)
Quotes From Billy Madison Movie
18 – "Hey look everybody! Billy peed his pants."
– "Of course I peed my pants, everybody my age pees their pants. It's the coolest."
– "Really?"
– "YES! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants."
– "Wow! Hey, man. Ernie peed his pants too. Alright!"
– "If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis." Billy Madison (1995). If you like the quotes you've just read, you'll also like these Billy Madison quotes.
19 "The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty". Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)
20 "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ***… and I'm all out of bubblegum." They Live (1988)
21 – "Disturbing the peace."
– "Disturbin' the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the f–kin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking? This is bulls–t." Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
22 [Aladeen approaches the NYPD] General Aladeen: "Is there any way you could lend me some money? Maybe twenty million dollars." The Dictator (2012)
Hilarious Movie Quotes
23 "We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ***, but I hear that that's coming quickly." History of the World, Part 1 (1981)
24 – "But where in New York can one find a woman with grace, elegance, taste and culture? A woman suitable for a king."
– "Queens!" Coming to America (1980)
25 "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? Airplane!" (1980)
26 – "Ed Rooney: Last thing I need at this point in my career is fifteen hundred Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls. He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body."
– "Grace: Well, makes you look like an *** is what he does, Ed." Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Funny Love Quotes From Movies
These romantic movie quotes below are what you need to feel the magical movie love. Some of them are cheesy and some of them are sarcastic, but all of them are awesome.
27 "I love the old Rose. The one with no make-up and baggy clothes who loves 'the perfect bite'. l love her. lt's real. lt's not based on passion, although l feel that, or, or lust, although l feel that.
Or even physical attraction because she wasn't uh, uh although l-I thought she was quite beautiful. Her eyes, her mouth. The way she held herself, the way she made fun of herself. She eats carrots now. lsn't that tragic? What am l gonna do?
Do you know that in the last two years, l've been with eleven different women. Most of them half my age. Not one with a sense of humor l understood. Now, I don't date these girls because they're well-read. I gave one a copy of A Farewell to Arms. She thought it was a diet book." The Mirror Has Two Faces (1996)
28 "Jane, since I've met you, I've noticed things that I never knew were there before… birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights." The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
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Quotes From 1997 Austin Powers
Dr. Evil: "My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink.
He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn ***, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it." Austin Powers (1997)
Famous Funny Movie Quotes From The Jerk
"I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me, it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days.
But the fifth day, you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, but then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I-I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. Anyway, I've decided that tomorrow when the time is right, I'm gonna ask you to marry me. If that's okay with you, just don't say anything. You've made me very happy." The Jerk (1979)
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